Filed under: Edits, News | Tags: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Titties, Blagojevich, Roland Burris, tits
The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting embattled Gov. “Big” Rod Blagojovich will appoint this guy, Roland Burris, as the replacement for “Big Boobs” Obama after the country decided to elect the most glamorous fun bags in the US Senate to the oval office.
Let's See Some Skin!!
Not to be confused with bonerific French statesman Roland Garros, who, coincidentaly, is also endowed with a world renown rack, it has yet to be determined if Burris will have the man ta-tas to live up to the vacancy the Obama presidency will create on Capitol Hill. Other candidates for best senatorial titties include front-runner Ted Kennedy (dependant on a healthy recovery from a brain tumor), perenial underdog John “The Mac Attack” McCain, and the zombie corpse of Ronald Reagan.
More from The Confederacy of Boobs after this. (more…)
Filed under: News | Tags: Barack Obama Titties, Drudge Report, Matt Drudge, tits
It’s no secret that Barry Obama possesses the best man-rack of any president on record, and we here at the paper have been pretty open about our Obamasession; but Matt Drudge took the man love to a new level on his website today after paparazzi took some magma hot pics of the President-elect in Hawaii.
The Obama-nips, converting far right ideologues one pec at a time.
President Beefcacke?! In all caps!? Tell me how you really feel, Matty! Is this the definition of a slow newsday on a website designed specifically for the on-the-go-illiterate, or is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship creepy online obsession? In the end, I guess that this is the online alternative to that trashy leftist rag the New York Times.
-Charles
I could not possibly be more sick of hearing “Are you a democrat first, or a woman?” being asked in regards to whether women are stupid enough to vote for anyone with a vagina. That’s why it was such a pleasant surprise to hear one conservative lady pundit who told it like it is. Hilary supporters (for the most part) weren’t just voting for Hilary because of her tits. Yes, this woman says tits on Fox News.
Now, I know everyone is this big ol’ blogosphere is sayin’ “If this were a liberal pundit, Fox News would castrate and bury her!” But come on, you’re ruining a beautiful moment here. Titties. Fox. And fuck the free world.
-Kate
