October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
Filed under: Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: new issue, the paper

Our newest issue is out now! Find it in every class building and dormitory on campus, or right here online (see pages in the toolbar on the left).

xoxo, the paper

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the paper: Volume XXXVIII Issue VII

October 13, 2009, 9:44 pm
Filed under: Arts, Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: new issue, the paper

New issue of the paper is out!!! Find it all over campus, in every dorm and class building, and right here online! Just check out the tabs on the left to read each section.

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Double Take

April 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
Filed under: Edits | Tags: the paper, The Nation, the New York Post

The new issue of The Nation–dated May 11, 2009–also mocks the New York Post on their cover. Great minds think alike, kids!

The Nation

the paper

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the paper: April 22, 2009: NEW ISSUE OUT NOW!

April 21, 2009, 10:10 pm
Filed under: Arts, Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: Fordham University, new issue, Newt Gingrich, the paper

April 22, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! Find it in every dorm and class building on campus and RIGHT HERE ONLINE! (Check out the pages on the lefthand toolbar.)

Our cover is an homage to the terribly brilliant and brilliantly terrible puns and layout of the New York Post. Execution is boss, if we do say so ourselves.

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the paper: April 1, 2009: NEW ISSUE OUT NOW!

April 1, 2009, 12:44 am
Filed under: Edits | Tags: april fools, new issue, the paper

April 1, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! Find it in every dorm and class building on campus and RIGHT HERE ONLINE! (Check out the pages on the lefthand toolbar.)

So the cover looks sort of different from usual, huh? Wait until you read it. Happy April Fools, Fordham!

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the paper: February 25, 2009: NEW ISSUE OUT NOW!

February 25, 2009, 12:32 am
Filed under: Arts, Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: fordham, new issue, the paper

February 25, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! Find it in every dorm and class building on campus and RIGHT HERE ONLINE! (Check out the pages on the lefthand toolbar.) Our cover is BRIGHT RED, the first time we’ve had this kind of color in a VERY long time. Like decades, y’all.

ALSO, browse through our blog. Come on, we broke the story of the commencement speaker AND the spring weekend act. All.in.one.week.

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the paper

***Special bonus: check out our cartoon from page 2. AMAZING. After the jump. *** (more…)

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Paperview Television

February 16, 2009, 7:11 pm
Filed under: Strange Days | Tags: Fordham University, paperview, the paper

The first installment of Paperview, the video manifestation of the paper. Because the paper loves you.

More to come, kids. More to come. (PS – We swear, we do have women on our staff.)

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the paper: February 4, 2009: New Issue Out Now!

February 4, 2009, 12:22 am
Filed under: Arts, Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: new issue, the paper

February 4, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! We look a bit different: now in 5 columns and with COLOR on the cover. First time in a long time with color on that cover, kids. We’ve changed in other little ways all over, so check it out. Find us in every dorm, class building, and McGinley. Also find us online here. Check out the sections in the upper lefthand corner.
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the paper

the paper goes Teen Beat

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Former paper bro makes good

January 15, 2009, 8:50 pm
Filed under: Arts | Tags: CollegeHumor, MTV, Streeter Seidell, the paper

Sometimes we at the paper graduate. And sometimes we get jobs. And while some of us have this grand idea of digging up info on all kinds of paper alum and seeing what they’re up to, we still haven’t. But one thing we do know us THIS BRO wrote for the paper. (He might have been an Editor…we should probably check in some old issues…we probably won’t.) We know this ’cause some former editors told us. He’s the Frontpage Editor of CollegeHumor and is going to be on a new MTV show. So show some fuckin’ Ram pride and watch a paper bro make good Sunday, February 8th at 9:30pm.