Filed under: Strange Days | Tags: America, dumb, enhanced interrogation, hannity, Iraq, Keith Olbermann, olbermann, sad, Sadness, Sean Hannity, stupid, torture, waterboarding
One thousand apologies for the Thompson headline…but this ridiculousness deserves no other title.
A war of the egos is brewing between your angry neighbor Sean Hannity and flaming ideologue Keith Olbermann that has finally spilled over into a fifth dimension of absurdity. Hannity, who knows America can do no wrong, moronically agreed to undergo waterboarding after being antagonized to do so by actor Charles Grodin, whom I’ve never heard of. Hannity announced he would undergo waterboarding for charity, heroically proclaiming, if you will, to do it for “the troops’ families,” because there’s nothing more heartwarming to a grieving mother than seeing a bloated and confused man have water forced down his neck.
Keith Olbermann, anxious for a crusade, then called on Hannity to keep his word, offering to pay $1000 for every second Hannity is waterboarded. Olbermann hopes Hannity will be transformed by the experience, that the torture will make the commentator see the grave severity of waterboarding. While I agree Hannity could be changed by this experience, I am disgusted by Olbermann’s willingness to take part in this circus of stupidity.
Filed under: Edits | Tags: eHarmony, John Gibson, k holes, Majority Report, Sean Hannity
Hannidate: Furthering the Aryan race... after marriage.
When I found out about Hannidate, Sean Hannity’s conservatives only adult personals site, the first thing that popped up in my head was, lookout eHarmony; here comes the only site that could be more geared towards lonely Web 2.0 whiteys thank you. The second thought that popped into my head was, if this works out, we could have these salmon colored shorts wearin,’ Wall Street controlling, Op-Ed lovin,’ jingoistic paranoids using the web to have more Mexican hating babies. Fox News’ own John Gibson later confirmed this in this segment:
I am officially bugging the fuck out.
Filed under: Edits | Tags: Capitalism, I may be broke but I'm not flat chested., Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity
Not to make a Marxist out of a molehill, but as Sara Palin enjoyed some softballs from FOX News’ Sean Hannity tonight she gingerly swung low and sweet, and hit the financial crisis right on the head. She said that the problem on Wall Street is that CEOs are addicted to “O.P.M.” (that’s political homespun for “Other People’s Money”.) Sean Hannity, looking up from endorsing his NewsCorp paycheck, gave a stern nod in agreement.
Noted political pundit Friedrich Engels agreed whole heartedly. “Exactly! Holy shit! I said it in 1848, and I’ll say it again, the whole problem with a free market economic system is that the bourgeois are addicted to exploiting the worker in an economic system built to divide the people into the haves and the have nots… I always told Karl that the best way to solve the world societal, philosophical, economic and historiologial woes was through a folksy home-spun catch-phrase, not a Manifesto.” the co-author of the Communist Manifesto said from beyond the grave.
Communist Party VP Candidate Sarah Palin
Alaska…? Alaska… Alaska? America you are officially bugging the fuck out.
-Charles
