Filed under: Edits, Sports | Tags: Bros, Natural Light, Puppies, Puppy Bowl, Roku Box, Slovenliness, Super Bowl
We here at the paper love puppies. We also love booze, nachos, wings, Frank’s Red Hot, beer, football, general slovenliness and and rolling off the couch at the crack of noon after a long night of Natty Light and Roku watching.
So, today, we here at Fordham’s finest publication (take that Bliberty Borum) are faced with a dilemma: Puppy Bowl or Super Bowl? On the one hand, what kind of a cruel sonofabitch do you have to be to say “no” to puppies? But on the flip side, what kind of God fearing American doesn’t watch the SuperBowl? In the end it doesn’t matter because we already know who’s going to win the big Bowl anyway:
Well, I guess we all knew it was coming. If the live puppy-feed continued forever it would be pretty disturbing (6 large Shiba Inus need to be free!). But even so, today—the day it has been announced the live puppy-cam is ending—might be the worst. day. ever.
The Sun Sentinel has announced that now that the puppies have reached 8 weeks-old they are leaving the view of the cam and finding new homes. We at the paper hope you lucky bastards who bought these puppies appreciate and love them as much as we did (and do). If only we had the foresight to appeal for some extra budget money this semester, maybe we could have bought one of them. (A paper mascot if you will.)
Here’s a tribute to the puppies. Listen to it on mute. Trust me. Also, check out the live-feed here until it dies this weekend. The puppies seem sad today. I think they know.
-Kate
UPDATE:
When one puppy-cam dies, another is born. THEY’RE ONE WEEK OLD.
We’ll be back posting on Monday after our production weekend. Look for the new issue to hit newsstands next week.
To tide you over until then, enjoy the much talked about Live Puppy Feed.
We could watch this for hours.
-Pete
