Filed under: Edits | Tags: fordham, george tiller, holocaust museum, Liberty Forum, right-wing extremists, we were right, you were wrong
Ok, you guys, I know it is summertime and I shouldn’t be blogging or something, but ya know, it’s been raining for like a week and it’s slow at work, so…yeah.
But anyway, quick little heads up to remind everyone that the paper wins. (We always win.) In April, Fordham’s conservative blog the Liberty Forum posted a piece titled “Obama Administration: conservatives are the real terrorists.” Author Rachel Ring was inscensed by a Homeland Security memo predicted that the election of the first African American president and the advent of economic hard times could worsen the threat from right-wing extremist groups. Ring stated: “He’s [Obama] truly a left leaning liberal who would support the prosecution of people who are deemed “right wing extremists” who simply just differ in opinion with him on matters of gun control, immigration and abortion”
It was pretty clear back in April that the author hadn’t even taken the time to read what she was writing about, so the paper peppered their comments section, saying: “This report (should any of you have given it a gander) addresses the possibility of political exploitation used to radicalize an otherwise peaceful and acceptable political philosophy by fear mongers and irresponsible leadership,” and suggesting they read an article about a young, heavily-armed white supremacist who had shot two black police officers just days after the memo was released as evidence that right-wing extremism is indeed alive and well in our country.
Well, after George Tiller’s murder and this week’s shooting at the Holocaust Museum, we bet you guys feel like assholes, huh? This article in the New York Times and this article in the Washington Post are about the conservative outcry over the memo (which Ring was desperately trying to echo), and why they were all so very, very wrong.
Filed under: Arts, News | Tags: Bono, fordham, Fordham University, Good Morning America, Howl at the Moon, Secret Show, u2
The esteemed members of the Belmont community that run Howl at the Moon Bar & Grill will be having a drink up from 10AM to 3 PM after the U2 show. The drink up is $5, but if you wear a Howl at the Moon shirt to the show you get in free. Also, according to pure hearsay, all classes will be canceled on Friday. Holy God, please be responsible, y’all.

NO WAYYYYYY!
-Charles
U2 will be playing a full set for Fordham Students after they play their three songs for Good Morning America!!!
So for anyone willing to brush this whole U2 thing off, just cause they haven’t been good for a decade and they’d only be playing three songs from their new (shitty) album: there’s a hunk a shit to put in your pipe and smoke!
-Charles
Filed under: Arts, Edits, News | Tags: Bono, Booze, fordham, Good Morning America, lame publicity stunts
Well if the following is true, and it’s purported to be so by America’s oldest continuously published newspaper, then you know what I’m doing Thursday night: Total Georgie Annihilation.
Blackout Thursday!!
Professors have reportedly been told by the administration to cancel morning classes “for security reasons.” The band is expected to play at Fordham after appearing on “Good Morning America.”
Thanks Daddy Mac, I’ll add a third night to my weekend any way I can get it.
All in the name of “Fordham 2016: The Dream That Never Got Off The Ground.” Man, now that the words out that Fordham is the type of school where U2 plays suprise gigs for Good Morning, America, I’m sure applications will shoot through the roof.
Look out Notre Dame, here we come. We got Bono!
-Pete
P.S. Oh, and not to toot our own horn or anything, but:
Fordham’s newspaper, The Paper, has also confirmed the news, noting the band will play on the steps of the university’s famous Keating Hall.
That’s right. The fine folks at the Consequence of Sound know where the best place on the internet is to get the latest Fordham news and gossip (and a healthy dosage of opinion) — right here at the paper.
Stay tuned for the latest updates, as we continue to break: “Bono at the Gates: The Latest Publicity Stunt by the Attention Grabbing Whores Who Run This School Surprise Concert Venue.”
Filed under: Arts, Edits, News | Tags: biggest piece of shit, Bono, fordham, Get on your boots, No Line on the Horizon, Strange Days, u2
They said it couldn’t be done, but we showed them. With a few hushed words to the man upstairs via noted theologian Fr. Joseph McShane, our beloved Edward’s Parade will host the hottest Radiohead cover band from their side of the Prime Meridian. Verified by the paper’s “deep throat” at Interscope Records, the dad-rock troupe will take to whatever performance platform they will be taking to (read: probably Keating steps) succeeding their appearance on Good Morning, America. So get out your most obnoxious pair of sunglasses and dust off that old copy of Joshua Tree you have laying around Fordham, because next Friday we are all Bono.

Turns out that Bono and the Jesuits have been tight for ages. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Filed under: News | Tags: Community Board, fordham, Lincoln Center, Settlement
This just in from the New York Times:
Fordham University, after months of contentious discussions with community groups and elected officials, has reached a compromise on its proposal to turn its four-building site near Lincoln Center into a 12-building campus. (Read more…)

More high-rises in midtown?!?
-Pete
Filed under: Edits, News | Tags: 2009 Commencement Speaker, fordham, Jesuit Values, Tom Brokaw
Who knew that Tom Brokaw the once “respected” NBC anchor is in fact a filthy, scurrilous pigfucker!?!?! A simple Google image search turned up these gems, and as we all know, if it’s on the Internet, it’s double true mother fuckers! Here’s the evidence at hand:

Tom Brokaw, lecherous swine!
Filed under: Arts, Earwax, Edits, News, Sports | Tags: fordham, the paper, new issue
February 25, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! Find it in every dorm and class building on campus and RIGHT HERE ONLINE! (Check out the pages on the lefthand toolbar.) Our cover is BRIGHT RED, the first time we’ve had this kind of color in a VERY long time. Like decades, y’all.
ALSO, browse through our blog. Come on, we broke the story of the commencement speaker AND the spring weekend act. All.in.one.week.
love,
the paper
***Special bonus: check out our cartoon from page 2. AMAZING. After the jump. *** (more…)
Filed under: Strange Days | Tags: Eddie's, Edward's Parade, fordham, Liars, u2
There has been an absurd rumor that popular Irish comedy-rock troupe u2 will be playing a surprise show on Fordham’s own beloved Edward’s parade Friday. You have to be either insane or possess an IQ 25 points below “dullard” to believe this crock.
On the other hand, if u2 does perform, nay, if I even see that futuristic douchey Irishman on campus, I will eat my shoe in front of a camera on paper-view.







