And the most ridiculous Photoshop of the section is...
In case any of you might be interested as to why you’re gonna have to pay an extra fifty cents to get stuck in that awful rat tube they call “the New York subway?” Speaking of rats, have you noticed that the deli meat served up at Tino’s has been getting a little bit… funky, and that those mysterious black pellets that Simon’s taste a lot like RAT FOOD?!?! Well if you have, we’ve got the scoop!
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