What the hell would make us Photoshop Joseph Stalin's head onto Michelle Obama's body?! Guess you'll just have to read and find out...
In homage to the IFC Center’s “Cronenberg Classics” midnight movies, which will be going on from now through beginning of April, our Features page this issue takes a look at the sick and twisted mind of Mr. David Cronenberg and the fantastic movies he makes.
In the paper‘s “Big List” this issue we contemplate what “pork” we wish could have been tacked on to the stimulus bill. The results, obviously, are hilarious(ly retarded).
Wot, the papes no longer inside jokey enough to get the phrase “Bobby Cardos is porking everyone” into that list somehow?
My God, I am truly ashamed none of us thought of putting that in.