the paper Staff Talk About Their Most Memorable Christmas Gifts.
"Look Honey, Jesus brought us myrrh."
By the paper
Staff Of Millions Several
We here at the paper love Christmas. That’s right, it’s been said. Not even our outlandishly deviant staff is immune to the Yuletide charm. And though we boast a religiously diverse staff, we choose to recognize Christmas as the socially dominant winter holiday (Chanukah comes in at a close second, loses brownie points as it is way to hard to spell in half-assed facebook comments). Much can be said about the whole religious aspect of Christmas, it being the birth of Jesus and blah blah blah…yawn. Everyone knows the true meaning of Christmas is presents: wet, hot, American presents. So in celebration of this wonderfully consumerist holiday, the paper staff recounts their most memorable presents.
See The Big List (PDF version).
