the paper

In this issue of the paper, Sports takes a closer look at steroid use in the NFL and the shortcomings of the Mets. And then we get down to some REAL sports, including zombie football and an in depth comparison of bull fighting and bull riding. Needless to say, this is some pretty serious subject matter.

God, that’s painful to sit through.

In addition to all that gold, we sit down with Kimbo Slice (and by “sit down” we mean talk about), manage to squeeze in an article about a Fordham sport, rugby, and thoroughly enjoy making a gratuitous amount of shuttlecock jokes to go along with our first ever badminton baseball exposé.

Get It?

And if you want to have any idea what we’re talking about, we suggest reading Sports (PDF version).

But in the end, we still maintain you’re better off reading ESPN.