In this issue of the paper, we find out that Kevin Smith’s new movie, Zack and Miri make a Porno, actually doesn’t suck, while David Blaine’s latest stunt most definitely does. From films on rooftops and the Sons of Anarchy to a new Palahnik book turned movie and even, ugh, Nick and Nora, we’ve got you covered.
Also, we’ve got a special feature page in which the paper reviews trailers for some absurd looking upcoming movies (see corresponding trailers below).

What happens when the paper reviews Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist (without seeing it)? Read Arts.
Read Arts Pages 13-15 (PDF version).
Read Arts Pages 16-17 (PDF version).
Trailers reviewed on page 17:
Soulmen
Quantum of Solace
Revolutionary Road
Dragonball
Saw V
Yo, fartknockers, mad props on posting a fake dragonball trailer. not.
I had to, fartknocker. After google-ing for a bit, I found out that Fox demanded the leaked official trailer be taken down from all web sites. And I need soooomething.