They said it couldn’t be done, but we showed them. With a few hushed words to the man upstairs via noted theologian Fr. Joseph McShane, our beloved Edward’s Parade will host the hottest Radiohead cover band from their side of the Prime Meridian. Verified by the paper‘s “deep throat” at Interscope Records, the dad-rock troupe will take to whatever performance platform they will be taking to (read: probably Keating steps) succeeding their appearance on Good Morning, America. So get out your most obnoxious pair of sunglasses and dust off that old copy of Joshua Tree you have laying around Fordham, because next Friday we are all Bono.

Turns out that Bono and the Jesuits have been tight for ages. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Best Guitarist/Frontman combination ever:
Cardos/Cardos
The Edge/Bono
Slash/Axl Rose
Plant/Page
Pingback: U2 playing a secret show…at Fordham Univeristy!
AHAHAHA @ that pingback.
What time would they be playing?
Purportedly, U2 will play sometime during the broadcast of GMA on Friday morning. Early classes should be cancled.
Translation= all night Thursday drinking, or early Friday boozing. Take your pick.
THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we’re getting one of the biggest rock bands in the world for free, but we’re still paying some $10.000 for Guster. There are… no words.
Ha and congrats on being “Fordham’s newspaper”
HELLO HELLO
Dude, you are hilarious, thanks for the Pope Bono pic, with your permission I will post it on my Facebook page!